I Swam Away

anxietyproblem:

andhaveapleasanttomorrow:

having a pet is insane… there is a guy on my floor

andmaybegayer:

t4tchucky:

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

#I’m presenting you with a dilemma

wern:

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote “es para mike wazowski” and the chat went insane

rhinco:

you know what dad? maybe i don’t wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it’s a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i’ve been feeling stressed recently because of it

psyche-witch:

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

scifigrl47:

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

ignescent:

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

alex51324:

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

synebluetoo:

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

shutyourmoustache:

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

cravings:

georgewarshington:

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then